If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks.
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.
I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!
To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.
If you need me, I'll be in the garage doing really important garage things. You know, like puttering and tinkering and stuff.
Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man!
